The Pentagon announced today the formation
of an elite fighting group called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES
(USRSF). The boys, Cooter, Bubba, Hoss and Bo will be dropped behind
enemy lines and given the following information about the Iraqis: 1.
The season opened last weekend. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste
just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or
Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale
Earnhardt. Estimates are that the war should be over in about a week.
of an elite fighting group called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES
(USRSF). The boys, Cooter, Bubba, Hoss and Bo will be dropped behind
enemy lines and given the following information about the Iraqis: 1.
The season opened last weekend. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste
just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or
Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale
Earnhardt. Estimates are that the war should be over in about a week.
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